FAQ's
CAN I BRING MY PET?
You better
WHAT ABOUT MY
EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT PYTHON?
As long as it doesn't
eat our other guests
IS THERE A PET FEE?
Pets stay free
ARE KIDS ALLOWED?
18 or older please,
unless you book out
the entire place
ARE YOU ADA COMPLIANT?
Yes
IS YOUR WIFI DECENT?
We boast speeds of
1 gig per second,
both up and down.
CAN I SMASH MY GUITAR
IN MY ROOM,
ROCKSTAR STYLE?
Only if you put it on TikTok.
DO YOUR TV'S
HAVE
PERSONAL STREAMING?
Yes.
Feel free to
download your own apps.
Or just use our free
YouTube TV.
WHERE CAN I
CHARGE MY EV?
Right across the street.
1x Tesla Plug 16kW
1x J-1722 9kW
CAN I SMOKE IN MY ROOM?
Can you cough up
a $250 cleaning fee?
DO YOU SERVE LIQUOR?
Not yet, so bring your own
WHERE CAN I GET 420?
Sunday Drive Dispensary,
round the corner.
Ask for the Guest Discount
SHOULD I SHOWER
BEFORE HOT YOGA?
That sure would be nice
DO YOU HAVE LAUNDRY?
We can usually arrange
same-day service
with our awesome neighbor
SHOULD I HOLD YOU
TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS?
Yes.
We wanna know about
the slightest darn thing
WHAT ARE YOUR
PAYMENT AND CANCELLATION
POLICIES?
for the skinny