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FAQ

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CAN I BRING MY PET? 

 

You better!

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WHAT ABOUT MY

EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT PYTHON?

 

Sure,

as long as it doesn't

eat our other guests. 

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CAN WE SNEAK IN

OUR BESTIES FROM BOSTON?

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Sorry, two people maximum 

per room or suite.

Fire Marshall said.

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CAN I BRING THE KIDS? 

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Sure, if they're over 18.

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CAN I SMOKE IN MY ROOM?

 

Can you cough up

a $250 cleaning fine?

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CAN I SMOKE DURING YOGA?

 

We wouldn't recommend it.

Especially during

Pranayama Breathing.

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DO YOU SERVE LIQUOR?

 

Not yet, so bring your own.

All our rooms have

wet bars and mini-fridges

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ARE YOU 420 FRIENDLY

(AS LONG AS IT'S

OUTSIDE?)

 

Is the Pope Catholic?

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SHOULD I SHOWER

BEFORE TAKING HOT YOGA?

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That sure would be nice.

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CAN I SMASH MY GUITAR

IN MY ROOM,

ROCKSTAR STYLE?

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Only if you put it on TikTok.

(And pay, in advance,

for any damages.)

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TBH I have FOMO

so should I book

RN FTW?

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Y

 

CAN I LEAVE YOU A GREAT REVIEW?

 

That would be awesome.

But if we don't measure up

please give us a shot to

put things right, first.

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WHAT ARE YOUR 

PAYMENT AND CANCELLATION

POLICIES?

 

Click here

for the skinny.

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