FAQ
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CAN I BRING MY PET?
You better
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WHAT ABOUT MY
EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT PYTHON?
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As long as it doesn't
eat our other guests
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CAN OUR BESTIES
FROM BOSTON COME TOO?
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Sorry, two people max
per suite.
Fire Marshall said
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CAN I BRING THE KIDS?
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Not a prob if you
book the whole place.
Otherwise they must be
over 18
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IS YOUR WIFI DECENT?
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We have EC Fiber's
"Wicked Fast Internet"
boasting speeds of 1Gbps symmetrical
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DO YOUR TV'S
ALLOW
PERSONAL STREAMING?
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Yes.​
You can
download and log onto
your own apps.
Or just use our free
YouTube TV
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WHERE CAN I​
CHARGE MY EV?
Right across the street.
1x Tesla Plug 16kW
1x J-1722 9kW
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​CAN I SMOKE IN MY ROOM?
Can you cough up
a $250 cleaning fee?​​​
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DO YOU SERVE LIQUOR?
Not yet, so bring your own
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WHERE CAN I GET 420?
Sunday Drive Dispensary.
Ask for the Guest Discount
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​SHOULD I SHOWER
BEFORE HOT YOGA?
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That sure would be nice
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CAN I SMASH MY GUITAR
IN MY ROOM?​
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Only if you put it on TikTok
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DO YOU HAVE LAUNDRY?
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We don't,
but we can usually arrange​
same-day
"Fluff And Fold"
with our awesome neighbor
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SHOULD I HOLD YOU
TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS?
Absolutely.
Let us know about
the slightest darn thing
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​WHAT ARE YOUR
PAYMENT AND CANCELLATION
POLICIES?
for the skinny
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